The Sisiw Analogy from a Five-Year Old

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Ianne: Ikaw lang mag-isa titira sa Richmond? (the subdivision where my new house is)
Tita Ninang: Opo (partly kidding)
Ianne: (showing concern) Mag-isa ka lang dun? Ano gagawin mo dun, manonood ka lang ng TV?
Tita Ninang: Yes po (oo na lang).
Ianne: Kawawa ka naman.
Tita Ninag: Pag mag-isa ba, kawawa?
Ianne: Opo, yung sisiw ko nga namatay kasi walang kasama. Nalungkot sya.

Ok, I didn't have the guts to to object.